Funny or Die has a “Ballad of G.I. Joe” starring Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye, Julianne Moore as Scarlett, Olivia Wilde as The Baroness, Billy Crudup (Watchmen) as Zartan, Zach Galifianakis (The Hangover) as Snow Job and Tony Hale (Arrested Development) as Dr. Mindbender.
