Monday, September 28, 2009

A Nightmare on Elm Street Teaser Trailer



Director: Samuel Bayer
Writer: Wesley Strick
Studio: New Line Cinema
Cast: Jackie Earle Haley, Rooney Mara, Kyle Gallner

Release: April 30, 2010

Friday, September 18, 2009

Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy Trailer

Valentine's Day Trailer



Director: Garry Marshall
Writer: Katherine Fugat
Studio: New Line Cinema
Cast: Bradley Cooper, Julia Roberts, Anne Hathaway

Release: February 12, 2010

I Love you Phillip Morris Trailer



Director: Glenn Ficarra
Writer: Glenn Ficarra
Studio: Consolidated Pictures Group
Cast: Jim Carrey, Ewan McGregor, Leslie Mann

Release: February 10, 2010

Paranormal Activity Trailer



Director: Oren Peli
Writer: Oren Peli
Studio: Paramount Pictures
Cast: Katie Featherston, Micah Sloat, Mark Friedrichs

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Thieves Clean out an Apple Computer Store in less than 32 seconds

Beavis and Butt-head Return to Promote Extract

Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day Red Band Trailer



Here’s the plot of the sequel, as written by Dave, in which the returning Sean Patrick Flanery, Norman Reedus and Billy Connelly are joined by Julie Benz and Clifton Collins, Jr.:

A COPYCAT KILLER IS IMITATING THE BOONDOCK SAINTS! GUNS! JULIE BENZ IS HOT! SLOW MOTION! MORE GUNS! SLOW MOTION! PEOPLE SHOOTING THINGS! ONE-LINERS! LOTS OF GUNS! PEOPLE GETTING SHOT! MORE ONE-LINERS! SLOW MOTION! CLIFTON COLLINS JR.! MORE GUNS! EXPLOSIONS! BILLY CONNOLLY HAS LOTS OF GUNS IN HIS JACKET AGAIN! AGAIN WITH THE ONE-LINERS! PETER FONDA, FOR SOME REASON! DID I MENTION THERE WERE GUNS IN THIS MOVIE? SLOW MOTION!

Guy Ritchie to direct DC Comics Lobo


Guy Ritchie has been signed on to direct DC Comics Lobo for Warner Bros. Joel Silver, Akiva Goldsman and Andrew Rona will produce.

The character first appeared in June 1983, created by Roger Slifer and Keith Giffen, Lobo was an alien who works as an interstellar mercenary and bounty hunter. He later had a huge resurgence as an anti-hero biker in the 1990’s. Which incarnation will be featured in the big screen adaptation?

Lobo’s origins as a hellish, discarded infant are said to be revealed briefly, while the plot centers on him tracking down the four worst, alien criminals in a universe gone to shit. The LR guys take issue with the plot moving to Earth, and compare this twist to Masters of the Universe. Yeah, that’s terrible. They also jokingly point out that Lobo is so much the “badass” that he guns a motorcycle through space. Some of the violence and nudity sound intact—a requisite comparison to Heavy Metal—but overall, it reeks of big-franchise compromise.